Barney
....and then there are some dogs, like Barney, who must have done some really BAD things in a previous life.
What could he have done that was so bad as to be owned by this man? Did he vote progressive? Did he try to inform America that, indeed, Iraq did not have uranium and Hussien had nothing to do with 911?
Or, did he just pee under the dining room table occasionally when no one was looking?
Now, I know everyone makes mistakes.
We all do...every single day. That doesn't make us bad people or poor leaders.
We've all occasionally forgotten to chew our food and passed out from choking on a pretzel while rooting for the Cowboys.
We've all had the Lord speak directly to us in a twangily familiar, inarticulate voice that told us to do things like free Isreal, give Halliburton all the contracts, and appoint our personal lawyer to the Supreme Court.
We've all occasionally gotten darn mad at someone and decided to take the country to war on false intelligence, inadvertantly destroying the lives of thousands to get back at that person we were mad at. Come on, you know you have.
Hey, it happens to all of us - and we should try not to cast the first stone.
But, never, never, NEVER have we dropped our poor little dogs onto the pavement! Is this really the person that the majority of our country wanted to lead the free world? He is a doggie-dropper, folks! Christ would never drop a dog. Never! Wake up America!
Click here to let him know how it feels to get dropped: http://www.yeeguy.com/freefall/
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