An Ode to the Teenie Greenie

Whose Greenie this is I think I know,
Beth doesn't know I took it though.
Won't my sisters think it queer
To find their treats did disappear.

To take it back would cause a stir,
You will not like my possessive purr.
So leave me be to fill my tummy
And scold yourself for not being the Alpha
Dummy.

-By Stewart Little (aka green poopin monster)

Addendum: This was a cute poem until Skye came down with severe HGE (colitis) from a greenie blockage. Do not feed your dogs greenies! They are dangerous. Sorry Stew, no more for you:-)