For All the Difficult People in Your Life

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Latest News: Someone Stole Harry Potter's Flying Car!!

LONDON (Reuters) - The "flying" Ford Anglia used in the Harry Potter' films has been stolen from a film studio lot, police said on Friday.
"For those who have not seen the Harry Potter films, this is the car that flies in the movies and is very well known," a police spokesman said. The blue Anglia went missing from South West Film Studios at St Agnes in the southwestern English county of Cornwall.

I was floored by this news! Who would steal Harry's flying car?
At first, I thought perhaps it was a fan wanting to go for a joy ride, or someone wanting to make a billion off of an e-bay sale...but then I took a closer look at the security image of the culprits making their getaway and WHAHLA! Images can be deceiving, but it looks to me like the guilt lies with Voldemort's favorite Death Eaters, Cheney and Scooter!!!
Is this merely a ploy to escape indictments or do they know something we don't? Could the Anglia be one of Voldemort's seven Horcruxes??

Barney

....and then there are some dogs, like Barney, who must have done some really BAD things in a previous life.

What could he have done that was so bad as to be owned by this man? Did he vote progressive? Did he try to inform America that, indeed, Iraq did not have uranium and Hussien had nothing to do with 911?

Or, did he just pee under the dining room table occasionally when no one was looking?

Now, I know everyone makes mistakes.

We all do...every single day. That doesn't make us bad people or poor leaders.

We've all occasionally forgotten to chew our food and passed out from choking on a pretzel while rooting for the Cowboys.

We've all had the Lord speak directly to us in a twangily familiar, inarticulate voice that told us to do things like free Isreal, give Halliburton all the contracts, and appoint our personal lawyer to the Supreme Court.

We've all occasionally gotten darn mad at someone and decided to take the country to war on false intelligence, inadvertantly destroying the lives of thousands to get back at that person we were mad at. Come on, you know you have.

Hey, it happens to all of us - and we should try not to cast the first stone.

But, never, never, NEVER have we dropped our poor little dogs onto the pavement! Is this really the person that the majority of our country wanted to lead the free world? He is a doggie-dropper, folks! Christ would never drop a dog. Never! Wake up America!

Click here to let him know how it feels to get dropped: http://www.yeeguy.com/freefall/

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Pillowtalk

If there is such a thing as reincarnation, my husband would

like to request that he come back in the next life as

one of my dogs.

Funny or Scary - You Decide

Mom was right! I could've been somebody.
www.quacked.co.uk/funny-videos/1354/george-bushs-speech-writer.html

My Naughty Girl

Sophia Louies loves men. Sometimes, however, I need to help her with some boundary issues. Our languages are very different and at times our meanings cross each other.

For example, I told her that in these difficult times, it is very important to have a support network and that we progressive Dems need to stick together.

Her interpretation: "We need to network with dem so that together we are sticky."

Sophia and Skye Lifting a Leg to Ancestral Home

Archeologist have found evidence that Stonehenge was not built by humans after all, but was built by an ancient Yorkshire Terrier civilization who apparently used it as a ceremonial marking ground.

My nephew and godson, Peyton.

Future Late Nite Show Host

Not so deep thoughts by Beth

Sharing a blankie can be the start of a beautiful friendship.

Aye Aye Baby Lemur

What exactly is intelligent design?!

Where is our new sister "ms. brain freeze"? 

If one isn't enough, and two is too many, then three must be perfect?? 

Sophia Louies

Creation of Sophia Louies (1508 - 1512), In this powerful scene
by Michelangelo Buonarroti on the Sistine Chapel ceiling,
God creates Sophia Louies. The touch of God's hand
awakens the newly created Yorkie
and thus begins the life of the breed.
The skillful, symbolic depiction of this life-giving act
is one of the most profound and
awe-inspiring artistic images ever painted.

Beth Sophia and Skye

"If people were better than animals, they would take better care of the world." - Winnie the Pooh (a brilliant bear)

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated...I hold that, the more helpless a creature, the more entitled it is to protection by man from the cruelty of man."
-Mahatma Gandhi- Hindu spiritual leader (1869-1948)

"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, 'My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'"
-Dave Barry-